Once they launched a [nation omitted] guy into orbit with
three pigs. After a few orbits around the Earth, a certain bell rings. The
pigs open up a compartment, take out an envelope, unwrap it, find instructions
inside, and start doing as they read: reprogram the ship's computer, adjust
the orbit, check the scientific instruments etc.
Few orbits later, the same happens - they open up a compartment,
take out another envelope, read the instructions, do as it says: reprogram
the computer, adjust the orbit, check the instruments etc.
The guy starts wondering - like, who's the boss around here?
Who's the more advanced life form?
Next time the bell rang, he jumps to the compartment, opens
the envelope, and the instructions read:
"This is for you, Mike: feed the pigs and
don't touch anything"
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