A string of fake (translators') pearls - S

What is this?
Many a natural pearl of wisdom is mislaid as lost in translation. The translators cultivate them in their shells, and then take a lot of pain to publish them.The breeders often insert grains into shells, so the pearl forms around them. Such grains are presented here, hoping to inspire the translators to grow even larger ones. So here are the intentionally bad translations, based mostly on ignoring the context. Other dirty tricks are not off the table.The translation back into English is often much longer. This is to avoid going back to the original word, so a description is used to denote its meaning in the shifted context.
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English
can be translated to Serbian as
...and than translated back as
safe and sound
sef i zvuk
armored deposit box and auditory sensation
scenery
scenario
script of a play (not an artificial pearl - found it on Panoramio's translation into Serbian)
Sharp art on cover draws one to this book.
oštra umetnost na izvođenju tuđe pesme crta keca na ovu knjigu
severe artistry on the performance of other author's song outlines a digit of one on this book
showstopper
čep za predstavu
cork for comprehension
zatvarač za emisiju
shutter for broadcasting
speaker: an excelent pair of speakers ready for the stage
odličan par zvučnika spreman za stupanj
excellent stereo ready for the grade
spoiled milk
razmaženo mleko
pampered milk
pokvareno mleko
malfunctioning milk
square: Madison square garden
medisonska kvadratna bašta
the rectangular garden of Madison